Unemployed Husband Has Three Wives And Apparently A Very Big Dick
New York Post - A man who calls himself a “trophy husband” has revealed that not only does he have three wives, but he doesn’t work! Comparing his role in the polyamorous family to that on a chessboard, dad-of-two Nick Davis says he doesn’t have a job because “the king doesn’t move around much” while the queens have all the power. Meanwhile, his three wives – April, Danielle and Jennifer – all have full-time professions. Nick met his first wife, April, at university 15 years ago before they welcomed Jennifer into their marriage nine years later.
“It’s nice to have helping hands with my husband”
While it might sound unusual, 38-year-old April says she is happy having extra women in the relationship to meet Nick’s “needs”.
“Nick’s a lot to handle. Let’s just say that… in a lot of ways. Nick is a lot to handle in the bed,” she told TLC’s Seeking Sister Wife program.
“Nick’s a lot to handle in general with his personality. It’s nice to be able to have helping hands.”
Trophy husband? Let’s talk about the trophy this winner of life clearly has between his legs. What the hell does this dude have that the rest of us fellas don’t? Landing ONE wife who brings home the bacon is impressive enough, but three?!? There’s something we’re missing here. Clearly. And save some for the rest of us, guy. Christ! Right now there are millions of dude’s moping around because today’s Sunday and they have to go to some shit job tomorrow that barely pays the bills, let alone can provide for their lazy, hussy wives. Meanwhile Mr. Giant Dick has a giant smile on his face as he’s currently kicking his feet up and chowing down on some delicious sandwich one of his wives made him knowing that he’s going to do the same exact thing tomorrow.
And talk about an all time quote from an all time legend… “the king doesn’t move around much” while the queens have all the power. Well sir, you TRULY are playing chess while the rest of us average Joes are struggling to play checkers. Teach us your ways. God damn.