Singapore Does Organ Donation Correctly And We Should All Follow Suit
If I was a police officer and had to make the decision of whether or not to give someone a ticket, whether it be for speeding, not wearing a seatbelt, getting a blowjob while driving, or whatever other offenses they see on a daily basis, the only line of reasoning I would use was whether or not their driver’s license said they were an organ donor. It’s quick and easy, and the most logical way to make the decision as far as I’m concerned.
Why you ask? Because it’s very simple. We all have to make the required trek to the DMV to renew our license. We all have to stand in line for two hours smelling body odor and farts so putrid we question whether or not this is worth being able to drive for the next decade. We all have to take some shitty photo we never want to see again, let alone show a complete stranger every time we want to buy alcohol or get into a bar. And most importantly, we all have to make the decision on whether or not we want to be an organ donor. Now for most of us this decision is very easy. If we meet unfortunate circumstances and we’re going to die anyways, why not help save a life or two. Again, we’re dead anyways. What does it matter?
Well, for a select group of people, this decision goes a different way. There are those of you, unfortunately, who have the audacity to keep your organs to yourselves in the case you die early, as asking you to help save lives when it would be of no further harm to your dead bodies, is apparently just too much to ask. And for that, you are a complete cunts and deserve every single ticket that ever comes to you. In fact, if you choose not to be an organ donor, you should be required to put a big, bright sticker on your license plates and every time a cop pulls you over it’s an automatic ticket for being an asshole. Police officers should be allowed to pull you over and pistol whip the shit out of you, simply because you chose to be a complete pile of shit at the DMV the day you said no to being an organ donor. Because what the hell is it to you? You’re fucking dead! Doctors aren’t breaking into your homes in the middle of the night and taking your organs while you sleep. This has no negative effect on you or whatever afterlife you think you’re going to, you fucking ass hats. And I have news for you, if there is actually an afterlife, you’re not gonna like where you go.
Anyways, Singapore does organ donation the way it should be done in every country. It’s very simple. When you turn 21 you are automatically registered as an organ donor. And if you choose to opt out like a pathetic selfish pussy, you are immediately put at the bottom of the organ donation priority list should you need an organ transplant. Serves you dicks right.
So choose to be a donor. It’s very easy to do and it’s the right decision. And if you don’t want to for whatever stupid reason you came up with, enjoy getting a taste of your own medicine when you need a new heart to replace your black one.