Mom Who Gave Daughter World’s Longest Name Should Be Sentenced To Death
Forget the torture at Guantanamo Bay, or the unbelievable evil that Jewish people endured under Hitler’s reign, the most cruel form of punishment I’ve ever heard of came from a lunatic/1997 Oprah Winfrey guest named Sandra Williams. This ass hat decided to give her daughter the longest name in the history of human civilization. Why you may ask? Because she’s a complete scumbag, and of course the worst mom in the history of human civilization. Seriously? Look at this fucking name. Try and read it. I’ve tried like two and half times and didn’t get through the first 15 letters, let alone the next 60,000.
Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana.
The spelling looks like this psychotic woman held her fingers down on a keyboard for ten minutes at the hospital after the nurse asked for the poor kid’s name. Her daughter’s 1,019 letter first name is far and away a Guinness World record. And when asked why she settled on Rhoshandiatelly... (Ok I’m not copying and pasting it again), this devil lady said “I had to do something to break a Guinness World Record. I had to make sure that her name was going to be something unique.” If that isn’t the most selfish thing I’ve ever heard come out of a parent’s mouth... This lady shouldn’t be on talk shows, she should be sitting on death row in the express checkout lane. Operah should’ve had her on one of the twelve days of giving episodes to give this lunatic the biggest ass whooping in the history of human civilization.
And if you’re sick of reading “In the history of human civilization,” imagine being the teachers who had to read off Rhoshandi... yeah you get the point.
Shame on you, Sandra.