Bride Finds Groom’s Mother Breastfeeding Him Before Wedding
Daily Mail - A wedding makeup artist has claimed one of her brides almost called off her wedding after discovering her groom being breastfed by his mother. In the latest episode of the Unfiltered Bride podcast, host Georgie Mitchell - who is a professional UK wedding planner - explained how she had been told the story by someone she had previously worked with. Referring to the makeup artist by the fake name 'Jenny', Georgie relayed how she had just finished the bride's face and hair when she said she needed to go to use the restroom. George said: '[The bride] walked into the toilet and what she saw is enough to end a wedding.' Despite the bride's obvious shock, the planner claims she still went ahead with the wedding.
Ok. We’re all thinking it, so I’ll just ask it… How hot are we talking? Was this like “freak mom with a hundred kids from some TLC show” hot? Or like “single mom who’s stayed in relatively good shape in the off chance she finds a father to replace the one who walked out on her and little jasper” hot? And aren’t there much worse things this bride-to-be could’ve found her honey doing before their big day? A son sucking on his mom’s milk bags is a lot better than his mom sucking the white liquid out of HIS body, right? I think? And if this dude just had to get his freak on like fifteen minutes before saying “I do”… what the hell kind of debauchery did he get into on his bachelor trip?!? My god what a time that must have been. Was his mom supplying the liquid calcium for that occasion too?
Also I will never ever understand how that works. Does a lady keep pumping as long as there’s someone sucking? How the hell does someone keep making milk like 30 years after they’ve had a kid? And is the milk making transferable? Like if this dude’s wife doesn’t want him sucking on both her tits and his own mom’s, can she take over the milking duties? Maybe it’s like pairing a new bluetooth device with your phone. Simply twist the left nipple three times to put it into pairing mode, suck on the right nipple for a few seconds, and away you go! No more milf milk. Problem solved.