Duck, Duck, Welfare Abuse

Is there anything more American than this? I mean really. Every single element of this video’s makeup is pure, screaming red, white, and blue. For starters, Mr. Hot Wheels over there literally invented slot machine nascar before our vary eyes. Is this a sanctioned sport yet? How many laps are races? Is it just the last person to not spew their buffet food all over those already hideous casino carpets? I need answers. Also, where the hell is this?!? I didn’t know there was a single casino on the face of this country that had empty seats in it, let alone enough for screamin’ scooter boy to be doing donuts like he’s back in high school showing off to the ladies in some Walmart parking lot. I’ll admit it shot a little blood to my man parts. Seriously, look at the control he displays. Never once does he even slightly tip that thing over, despite flying around those machines like some PCP’d up paper boy.