Driver Passes Out Mid Arby’s Order After Going Toe To Toe With A Bottle Of Boone’s Farm
CHASKA, Minn. (FOX 9) - An "extremely drunk" driver passed out behind the wheel of his car in an Arby’s drive-thru after placing an order for curly fries, according to police in Chaska, Minnesota. Officers responded to the Arby’s drive-thru at about 1 p.m. Friday on a report on an unresponsive driver. The 43-year-old man was the only occupant of his vehicle. Another Arby’s patron was able to open the driver’s side door and put the vehicle into park. The man was physically unable to perform a field sobriety test, so officers took a blood sample through a search warrant. During this process, the man admitted to drinking Boone’s Farm wine earlier. "Becoming extremely drunk and then driving to get curly fries is an incredibly selfish decision," Chaska police posted to Facebook. Charges are pending.
Now obviously drinking and driving is no laughing matter. This moron deserves every legal issue and all the embarrassment hopefully coming his way. With that being said, who the hell hasn’t risked it all to get an order of god’s greasy little gifts, also known as french fries. Chowing down on an order of fries when you’re so blacked out you don’t know how you were able to acquire them in the first place, is a feeling of unparalleled bliss only matched by like three other things in life: The first time having sex without a condom (as a dude obviously), watching a train of people eat shit on the same patch of ice, and popping one of those zits that explodes with more force than an atom bomb, leaving its remnants all over the mirror. We’re talking extremely rare air here, so I get where this dude’s head was at.
However, given the fact that we live in America and this idiot clearly just wanted drunk food, I’m going to guess he was within walking distance of no less than a thousand fast food places, all of which I know for a fact serve french fries. So unless Arby’s curly fries were the only thing on this planet that Mr. Fancy Wine over here wanted, I suggest he weigh his options next time and save himself the embarrassment. I’ve never had a bottle of Napa Valley’s finest, but I’m guessing chasing it with an order of curly fries from Arby’s is amazing. As for passing out in the drive-thru as you wait for them? Probably not so much.