Child In Chucky Costume Scares The Living Shit Out Of Unsuspecting Idiot Neighbors

A neighborhood in Alabama is on high alert after several people spotted a life size Chucky doll roaming their streets earlier this week. The "Dennis the Menace" wannabe has apparently caused quite the ruckus, as people have taken to social media to tell their death defying stories of coming face to face with this skinny jean/overall wearing real life Chucky. Kendra Walden, the lady responsible for the photos of the mid summer trick or treater said at first she thought she was hallucinating. But "when we got closer to him we saw that it was real. It scared the heck out of us." 

Wowww. What a harrowing tail from Kendra. I'm just glad she rounded up enough courage to snap photos of the terrifying little creature.

Ok in all seriousness, are people actually afraid of Chucky? And would you really be afraid of this two foot doll if you saw one walking around in public? It's a fucking doll! What's he gonna do? And don't say "Didn't you see the movies, man?!?" Yeah. I've seen the movies more times than I can count. I'm more afraid of the kid BEHIND the that stupid mask. I mean look at that scowl. For the love of God kid, put the mask back on. 

Chucky movies just don't do it for me. HE IS A DOLL. Kick him in the head. Throw him in a wood shredder. Tie him to a tree and shoot him with a thousand bbs. Light him on fire. Make him suffer through one of your sister's stupid stuffed animal tea parties. There are a million things you could do to Chucky and he couldn't do a damn thing about it. If I saw some red headed doll in an ugly shirt and overalls roaming around my neighborhood, I'd simply run him over with my car and move on with my day. Problem solved.